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Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,150 Points

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Secret #1 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #10 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #15 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #16 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #17 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #23 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #25 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #26 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #30 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #31 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #35 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #36 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #38 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #39 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #40 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 8/3/12
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #43 Unlocked 8/3/12
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #46 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #49 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
Secret #50 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 8/3/12
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 8/3/12
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 Unlocked 8/3/12
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 49/52 (245/355 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 2/20/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW! Unlocked 2/20/11
25 Points
Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! Unlocked 2/20/11
50 Points
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 2/20/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 2/20/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT! Unlocked 2/26/11
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! Unlocked 2/20/11
100 Points
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! Unlocked 2/26/11
100 Points
Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 8/1/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 8/1/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated Unlocked 8/1/12
25 Points
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK Unlocked 8/2/12
50 Points
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 8/1/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! Unlocked 8/1/12
50 Points
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie Unlocked 8/16/12
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! Unlocked 8/20/12
100 Points
Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (390/390 points)

Demon Shift

Undecided Unlocked 10/6/12
5 Points
Switch the dimension 8 times in a single level.
Warming Up Unlocked 10/6/12
5 Points
Complete 3 levels.
Welcome back! 5 Points Continue your journey.
Falcon Punch! 10 Points Get beaten up.
Mashed potatoes 10 Points Get squeezed.
Sliced 10 Points Get hit by a blade.
Never surrender 25 Points Die 8 times in a single level and don't give up.
Fear of the dark 50 Points Complete a level without switching to the Shadow Dimension.
The Devil is satisfied 100 Points Collect every soul.
Ultimate Champion 100 Points Get a gold medal in every level.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/320 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Nyan Bloodbath Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 8/3/12
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 8/3/12
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)

Faces of 2012

NG Visitor Unlocked 2/23/13
5 Points
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
NG Fan 25 Points Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
NG Diehard 50 Points Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
NG Master 100 Points Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)

Fish Rush

House for a Walrus Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Pass the second location
Polar Explorers Unlocked 8/3/12
5 Points
Pass the first location
A Big Pipe Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Pass the third location
On the Block of Ice Unlocked 8/3/12
10 Points
Pass the fourth location
Rescue Unlocked 8/3/12
25 Points
Pass the fifth location
Viva la Revolution 25 Points Pass the 6th location
Crane Operator 50 Points Pass the 7th location
Engine Department 50 Points Pass the 8th location
Penguins' Paradise 100 Points Pass the 9th location

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/280 points)

Kill the Plumber

1UP Yours Unlocked 4/16/15
5 Points
Kill the plumber 10 times
No Stomping Unlocked 4/16/15
5 Points
Get stomped on level 1.
Deathtouch Unlocked 4/16/15
10 Points
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Indie Giving 5 Points Check out Dojo.com
Join the Army 5 Points Like Kill the Plumber's page
Shortcut 5 Points Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
World 1 Done 10 Points Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
100 Lives Lost 25 Points Kill the plumber 100 times.
Another Castle 25 Points Beat level 24
Castle Crushed 25 Points Beat level 36
Jumpless 25 Points Beat level 10 without jumping
Must Kill 25 Points Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Completionist 50 Points Beat all Lost Levels
Lost Levels 50 Points Get at least 108 stars
Perfectionist 100 Points Get all 144 stars

Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/370 points)

Los Angeles Shark

Combo Of 6 Unlocked 8/28/15
10 Points
Do a combo of 6!
HH-43 Huskie Unlocked 8/28/15
50 Points
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Short 330 Unlocked 8/28/15
50 Points
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Sirkorsky X-2 Unlocked 8/28/15
50 Points
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Space Ship One Unlocked 8/28/15
50 Points
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Flying Dolphin 5 Points Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Hassle The Hoff 10 Points Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Rubber Duck 10 Points Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
All Aircraft 25 Points Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Combo Of 9 25 Points Do a combo of 9!
DeLorean 25 Points Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Great Score 25 Points Get a score of over 2500000!
Kaman K-MAX 25 Points Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Man Eater 25 Points Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Ship Killer 25 Points Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
All Kites 50 Points Get all kites in one run!
Awesome Score 50 Points Get a score of over 3000000!
Combo Of 12 50 Points Do a combo of 12!
Lockheed L-188 50 Points Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
MQ-9 Reaper 50 Points Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Piasecki H-21 50 Points Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Seagulls 50 Points Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Sikorsky S-70 50 Points Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Specific Score 50 Points Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Window Washer 50 Points Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Big Food Plate 100 Points Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Low Flyer 100 Points Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!

Medals Earned: 5/27 (210/1,110 points)

Medieval Shark

Air Ship Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Royals Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Kill the royal family
Treasures Unlocked 10/11/12
10 Points
Find 10 treasures
Hydra Unlocked 10/11/12
25 Points
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Archers 10 Points Kill 25 Angel Archers
Castle 10 Points Destroy the Castle
Cathedral 10 Points Destroy the Cathedral
Dragon 10 Points Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Dragon Worm 10 Points Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Fishes 10 Points Kill 500 fishes
Kraken 10 Points Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Pirates 10 Points Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Sea Snakes 10 Points Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Ships 10 Points Crush 175 ships
Unicorns 10 Points Kill 20 Unicorns
Bats 25 Points Kill 200 bats
Harpies 25 Points Kill 22 Harpies
Musicians 25 Points Kill 70 angel musicians

Medals Earned: 4/18 (55/240 points)